my vagina is an ecosystem.

is that not the funniest sentence you have ever read?

i was paging through an alternative healing book that my sister forgot at my house, oh...about 3 years ago. i was kinda feeling that potential for a yeast infection coming on...and i wanted to make sure that i was doing everything possibly to avoid it's presence. yogurt...check. garlic pills...check.

eagerly waving..."hi dad!!!!! hi cousin jon!!!!!! hi boys...it's time to exit quietly!"

and i came across that introduction. apparently, a vagina has good flora and bad flora. and is therefore...an ecosystem.

which elicited uninhibited giggles from my side of the bed.

husband (after rolling his eyes, i'm sure) wanted to see what was so funny. and all i could muster was the potential discussions..."please get your junk out of my ecosystem..." or "please leave my ecosystem alone."

which led to more giggling...on my part. husband continued to roll his eyes and tried to go to sleep. but...i had just gotten started!

i decided that he needed some potential alternative healing, as well. so i went looking for an ailment that he has.

and came across flatulence.

did you know that it is "normal" to emit gasses between 6 and 21 times per day?

did you know that someone actually subjected themselves to studied that?