Tuesday, September 23, 2008

the funnies.

here are some really funny things that the girly-girls have said over the last week...or so.
(aka...i need to post something...and my brain is apparently not working and hasn't been for the last 5 days or so. we ALL hope it begins to work soon. believe me.)

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coconut: "NO!"
(to everything...and it seems funny at the time...but in retrospect...nah-so funny.) but i had to add something that she said!

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belly: "fe - fi - fo - fum ... i smell the butt of an englishman"
(apparently they were reading jack and the beanstalk at daycare? mother goose had nothing on belly! quite honestly...it makes more sense.)

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same day as the above funny...we were driving behind a plumbing truck that said... "we fix cracks." and had a picture of a...hmmmm...plumber's crack...

belly thought this was absolutely hilarious...that there was a butt on the truck in front of us...

(i tried to google image it for y'all but i couldn't find it. i promise that i will go on a search to try and find that truck and take a picture of it for all of you!)

so...my dear, sweet little girl has been walking around saying, "we fix cracks..." in a low voice and laughing hysterically.

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well...this morning we see a doritos truck...

belly: "look! look! a chip truck!"

mommy: "yep...it's a doritos truck."

belly: in her lowest voice, "we fix chips..."

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ok...because i know you are all dying for another coconut-ism...(my blog...my word.)

when we were visiting my best(est) friend ... coconut was talking with belly on the phone.

belly: "puppy no -woof woof-. puppy -snortsnort-."

(note: friend and family have two pit bulls. that snort. a lot.) she was constantly imitating my friend's husband. down. sit. no. out. i think she left there thinking that the female's name is no. :)

7 comments:

Christy said...

Ha! Your kids are too funny. Kids say the craziest things!

Ellen said...

I am enjoying your blog! I, too, am a speech-language pathologist. I am glad I stumbled across your writings.

ellen

LazyCrazyMama said...

HILARIOUS!! Oh the things they say!

Jenn said...

I love how you just never know what a kid might say !

Insta-mom said...

Today, MiniMe suddenly exclaimed "You're freaking me out, Mom!" WHA?!

nutmeg said...

Please don't ever let my children see that truck!

Mandy said...

just had to come by and check your blog since I liked/agreed with your response over at "a day in the life of a regional girlfriend" :)