sorry...not QUITE what you were looking for...

wow.
back from my trip. 4 1/2 hours each way. by car. with two small children. with head colds.

all. of. us.

need i say more?

tons o' fun. but first...
took a look at my statcounter...had to share.

dear internet searchers,

i'm so sorry that you were directed here. i'm almost positive that this was completely NOT where you had hoped to land when you had entered your search. i cannot help that sometimes i say type things that seem appropriate to what i am talking about at the time, but apparently in reference to your searches...are all wrong.

for example.

1. mountain lion meow?
--i really hope that you found your answer to whether or not a mountain lion meows. and i REALLY hope that you were not out camping when you were wondering about a mountain lion meowing. and i REALLY REALLY hope that you made it back home safely. better luck next time.

2. can i skip shift in a big rig
--i don't know. i've never worked in...or on...a big rig. and i'm not sure that you should be asking the internet that question. i would suggest a magic 8 ball.

3. love in my bed at night
4. love at night in bed
--ok. one time, i mentioned that i LOVED my bed. i still LOVE my bed. but i don't talk at all about loving IN my bed. ok. i just love to SLEEP in my bed. and i really love my pillow.

5. I love my had i love my bed
--this probably could have been included in the above. but seriously? it makes absolutely no sense. and i'm not a grammatical wizard. did you mean hat? you love your hat AND bed? you wish you had love in your bed? i'm confused. check with someone next time BEFORE you press enter.

6. functions and pictures of casserole
--sorry, not much of that around here. i just wanted to figure out which wine went best with chicken noodle casserole. i was too embarrassed to ask...good for you for learning more about casseroles. i'll help...the function of it...is to eat it. i would have to google a picture for you...and really...that's what got us into this mess.

7. words that scare like woof
--boo? screech? bwah-ha-ha-ha? palin?

8. cat squawk
--ooo...doesn't sound good. call your vet. best to include a professional on this one.

9. easy kids coconut outfit
--are you giving your child an option here? i just call my kid coconut, i don't expect her to dress like one. sorry.

and my absolute favorite...
10. for the first four years i knew you i thought you were a house cat
--thanks. i think. unless you were wondering about your own cat...so sorry that it didn't work out.

better luck next time googlers.
sincerely,
coconutbelly mama