in which ...
these women googled "(insert: their name) wants"
they ended up with some funny prospects about what they want ...
so i decided to try it. because i like to steal ideas when i can't think of anything to say ...
apparently, the celebrity jens out there have really messed things up for me.
here ya go. (and please note ... this is not my christmas wish list mom&dad)
the top 20 things that ...
jen wants ...
- a muzzle
- human anatomy lessons
- vampires in her clan
- to play by the rules
- a smack daddy
- to step it up
- taking out for fun
- a meme
- to ease up on the lip injections
- a road bike
- a hug
- healing thoughts and prayers
- to look inside their relationship to see what the cause could have been
- to be committed real soon before she does something crazy
- to get OVER it and GET A LIFE!
- to acknowledge that she got her ass dumped
- a 929 ASAP stunterzcomer
- reverse anger management