but i won't.
because it involves a lot of crabby mommy and early wake ups and coffee.
instead ... i would just like to note ... that because i was able to throw together a superhero cape in less than one hour, on no sleep, with three wide awake children that ate breakfast AND got ready ...
i am officially the only superhero in the family.
though only the one that was going to school got a cape.
because godforbid you don't have a cape for superhero day.
even if mommy really only had good satiny cape material in purple.
purple ... just. won't. do.
wears pink. only. pink.
this is how a superhero brushes her teeth while her supermommy takes pictures with her supercamera.
this is how a superhero spits.
note the raised left leg at an (almost) perfect 90 degree angle.
note the brother eyeing the hairbands and hair
paraphenelia paraphernelia crap
that he pulled out of the drawer.
and i'm totally recommending a princess day next.
because i could pull that off in a mere minute flat.